{"id":12026,"date":"2007-05-11T20:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T20:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/11\/herbert-f-kornfeld-dead-at-34\/"},"modified":"2007-05-11T20:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-11T20:04:00","slug":"herbert-f-kornfeld-dead-at-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/11\/herbert-f-kornfeld-dead-at-34\/","title":{"rendered":"Herbert F. Kornfeld Dead at 34"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/white_on_white_violence\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Herbert F. Kornfeld\" src=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blogicons\/herbertkornfeld.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/columnists\/view\/kornfeld\" target=\"_blank\">Herbert F. Kornfeld<\/a>, Accountz Reeceevin&rsquo; supervisa extraordinaire, has apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/white_on_white_violence\" target=\"_blank\">died at the age of 34<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&ldquo;We believe the victim was assaulted after hours Friday by an unknown individual or individuals,&rdquo; a Columbia County sheriff&rsquo;s department spokesman said. &ldquo;Though autopsy results are still pending, we believe the victim suffered fatal head trauma after his face was immobilized against the glass of a photocopier and repeatedly struck with the machine&rsquo;s cover.&rdquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/60789\/RIP\" target=\"_blank\"><i>MetaFilter<\/i><\/a> thread has some nice thoughts.  Peace out, brutha.  ;-(<\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/obituaries\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">obituaries<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-8950169631029581401?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Herbert F. Kornfeld, Accountz Reeceevin&rsquo; supervisa extraordinaire, has apparently died at the age of 34: &ldquo;We believe the victim was assaulted after hours Friday by an unknown individual or individuals,&rdquo; a Columbia County sheriff&rsquo;s department spokesman said. &ldquo;Though autopsy results are still pending, we believe the victim suffered fatal head trauma after his face was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/11\/herbert-f-kornfeld-dead-at-34\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Herbert F. Kornfeld Dead at 34&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}