I need to think of a witty caption for this picture of W racing White House staffers. OK, how about: “Secret Service agents were poised to tackle anyone that might challenge W in winning the race, knowing full well they would have to endure endless childish mockery for having "lost” the race.

Russian hackers claim that the Japanese created a huge magnetic field in their stadium that bent the ball away from their goal in a potentially game-winning Russian penalty kick. In a story carried by the Russian newspaper Pravda, the Japanese are quoted as being “very inventive…they can make up very unusual things sometimes.” Talk about your weak excuses…