According to The Borowitz Report, the Supreme Court has overturned Al Gore’s recent endorsement of presidential candidate Howard Dean by a 5-4 margin. This will no doubt come as a devastating setback to Dean’s campaign, as the recent endorsement was seen as “substantially deepening Dean’s fast-developing drive for dominance in the nine-candidate field of would-be challengers” to W. Let’s see how long it takes for Beijing to carry this story… 😛
Update: Perhaps even funnier is the next day’s entry, which is entitled “Lieberman’s Wife Endorses Dean.” Hilarious…
