If I didn’t know better, I would’ve thought that W came up with this, but apparently the EPA claims that “the Army Corps of Engineers’ dumping of toxic sludge into the Potomac River protects fish by forcing them to flee the polluted area and escape fishermen.” See? Pollution is good! Because otherwise it would be just like The Simpsons’ “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish.” What morons.