{"id":3040,"date":"2016-02-12T19:38:52","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T19:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/12\/20000-tons-of-pubic-hair-trimmed-in-preparation\/"},"modified":"2016-02-12T19:38:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T19:38:52","slug":"20000-tons-of-pubic-hair-trimmed-in-preparation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/12\/20000-tons-of-pubic-hair-trimmed-in-preparation\/","title":{"rendered":"20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/20000-tons-of-pubic-hair-trimmed-in-preparation-fo-2909'>20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine&#8217;s Day<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p>&ldquo;WASHINGTON\u2014&quot;It&rsquo;s going to be so romantic!&rdquo; said Brooklyn resident Lydia Simonson, who along with hundreds of thousands of citizens will soon excuse herself from her daily duties, and retreat into a nearby bathroom to carefully tend to the area around her vulva. &ldquo; &ndash; My Comments : Eew.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine&#8217;s Day &ldquo;WASHINGTON\u2014&quot;It&rsquo;s going to be so romantic!&rdquo; said Brooklyn resident Lydia Simonson, who along with hundreds of thousands of citizens will soon excuse herself from her daily duties, and retreat into a nearby bathroom to carefully tend to the area around her vulva. &ldquo; &ndash; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2016\/02\/12\/20000-tons-of-pubic-hair-trimmed-in-preparation\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-3040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fbshare","post_format-post-format-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}