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\"Stripperella\"<\/a>Were you shattered by the news that Pamela Anderson is taking a year off from work? Not to worry. Pamela will lend her voice to the superheroine “Stripperella,” part of TNN’s “new lineup of mature-audience cartoons.”<\/a> What are her superpowers, you may ask? Well, her “hair-a-chute” is a “do that allows her to float to safety from great heights,” “her patented move, known as ‘scissor-ella,’ involves squeezing someone’s head with her thighs until he’s unconscious,” and she is equipped with gadgets like a “lie-detecting chest (put your hands on it and she knows if you’re telling the truth) and an under-the-tongue scanner (she can lick anything to send a digitally captured image back to the computer).” As the article asserts, this isn’t a joke, although I really thought it was. I have a feeling that this cartoon might be a little more controversial than the new He-Man<\/a> one I mentioned below.<\/p>\n

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Were you shattered by the news that Pamela Anderson is taking a year off from work? Not to worry. Pamela will lend her voice to the superheroine “Stripperella,” part of TNN’s “new lineup of mature-audience cartoons.” What are her superpowers, you may ask? Well, her “hair-a-chute” is a “do that allows her to float to … <\/p>\n

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