{"id":15346,"date":"2002-12-11T12:14:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-11T12:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2002\/12\/11\/time-for-the-penguin-on-top-of-your-tv-to-explode\/"},"modified":"2002-12-11T12:14:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-11T12:14:00","slug":"time-for-the-penguin-on-top-of-your-tv-to-explode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2002\/12\/11\/time-for-the-penguin-on-top-of-your-tv-to-explode\/","title":{"rendered":"Time For The Penguin On Top Of Your TV To Explode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read this story the other day, and I guess I should have posted it then.  However, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/comments.mefi\/22214\" target=\"_blank\">Metafilter summary<\/a> I read this morning really cracked me up, spurring me on to post: &ldquo;Attention D.C. residents- remain going about your business and please ignore the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2002\/US\/South\/12\/08\/noisy.neighbor.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">continuous explosions coming from Dick Cheney&rsquo;s house<\/a>.&rdquo; WTF is going on here?<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-90038789?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read this story the other day, and I guess I should have posted it then. However, the Metafilter summary I read this morning really cracked me up, spurring me on to post: &ldquo;Attention D.C. residents- remain going about your business and please ignore the continuous explosions coming from Dick Cheney&rsquo;s house.&rdquo; WTF is going &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2002\/12\/11\/time-for-the-penguin-on-top-of-your-tv-to-explode\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Time For The Penguin On Top Of Your TV To Explode&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-15346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}