{"id":15300,"date":"2002-12-31T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-31T15:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2002\/12\/31\/w-is-a-stupidhead\/"},"modified":"2002-12-31T15:04:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-31T15:04:00","slug":"w-is-a-stupidhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2002\/12\/31\/w-is-a-stupidhead\/","title":{"rendered":"W Is A Stupidhead"},"content":{"rendered":"

You didn’t think I’d let 2002 end without getting in one more jab at W, didja? Well, someone has done the work for me, although W just makes it so easy. DubyaSpeak.com<\/a> is a comprehensive archive of W’s unique brand of idiocy. Here’s a selection:
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TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY THE EDITOR<\/p>\n

10. I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.
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9. I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.
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8. You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
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7. No, I know all the war rhetoric, but it’s all aimed at achieving peace.
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6. My mom often used to say, “The trouble with W” – although she didn’t put that to words.
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5. In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated “exemplorary” according to our own tests.
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4. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.
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3. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
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2. I understand small business growth. I was one.
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1. Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You know, I make fun of W a lot, and for good reason, but when it comes down to it, somehow he actually got elected. All jokes aside about him looking like a cute little monkey, mispronouncing and creating new words, and wreaking havoc upon both domestic and foreign policy: how the fuck did this moron get elected? It’s been about two years, and I just can’t believe that W is the President of the United States. I didn’t believe it when it happened in 2001, and I guess I still have trouble fathoming the depth of voter ignorance, apathy, or just plain stupidity that allowed him to become the leader of our country. I can only hope that in 2004 the voters will come to their senses and that in the meantime he doesn’t set us on a ruinous path from which we can’t recover.<\/p>\n

There, that was cathartic. Too bad nobody actually visits this site to accept the flamebait… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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You didn’t think I’d let 2002 end without getting in one more jab at W, didja? Well, someone has done the work for me, although W just makes it so easy. DubyaSpeak.com is a comprehensive archive of W’s unique brand of idiocy. Here’s a selection: TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY THE EDITOR 10. I’ve been … <\/p>\n

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