{"id":15291,"date":"2003-01-08T13:17:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-08T13:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/01\/08\/alternate-authors-for-the-lord-of-the-rings\/"},"modified":"2003-01-08T13:17:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-08T13:17:00","slug":"alternate-authors-for-the-lord-of-the-rings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/01\/08\/alternate-authors-for-the-lord-of-the-rings\/","title":{"rendered":"Alternate Authors For The Lord Of The Rings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Straight Dope Message Board has a fun thread with <a href=\"http:\/\/boards.straightdope.com\/sdmb\/showthread.php?s=ce24f67f4391402642140618dcde1e00&amp;threadid=138905&amp;perpage=50&amp;pagenumber=1\" target=\"_blank\">examples of prose from <u>The Lord Of The Rings<\/u> if it were written by other authors<\/a>.  Dr. Seuss is pretty funny, as is Tom Clancy :-).<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-90157416?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Straight Dope Message Board has a fun thread with examples of prose from The Lord Of The Rings if it were written by other authors. Dr. Seuss is pretty funny, as is Tom Clancy :-).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-15291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}