{"id":15177,"date":"2003-03-07T19:53:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-07T19:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/03\/07\/your-telephone-may-be-a-practicing-physician\/"},"modified":"2003-03-07T19:53:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-07T19:53:00","slug":"your-telephone-may-be-a-practicing-physician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/03\/07\/your-telephone-may-be-a-practicing-physician\/","title":{"rendered":"Your telephone may be a practicing physician."},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<td valign=\"center\">Ever since the U.S. Department of Homeland Security created <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ready.gov\/\" target=\"_blank\">its web page<\/a> full of obvious, common-sense answers to questions about terrorist attacks, there has been a rash of Internet sites parodying its ambiguous graphics.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iidb.org\/vbb\/showthread.php?s=3197c3e92a832de2e9453cffcb88faf4&amp;threadid=46223\" target=\"_blank\">Internet Infidels Discussion Forum<\/a> is one of the funniest of these.  My favorite is at right, although it&rsquo;s hard to choose.  Hilarious&hellip; \ud83d\ude42<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ready.gov parody\" src=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blogicons\/expl_vis_open_door.gif\" \/><br \/><i>If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder<\/i><\/td>\n<\/table>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-90422136?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since the U.S. Department of Homeland Security created its web page full of obvious, common-sense answers to questions about terrorist attacks, there has been a rash of Internet sites parodying its ambiguous graphics. The Internet Infidels Discussion Forum is one of the funniest of these. My favorite is at right, although it&rsquo;s hard to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/03\/07\/your-telephone-may-be-a-practicing-physician\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Your telephone may be a practicing physician.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-15177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}