{"id":14694,"date":"2003-07-22T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-22T15:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/22\/bar-moves\/"},"modified":"2003-07-22T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-22T15:12:00","slug":"bar-moves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/22\/bar-moves\/","title":{"rendered":"Bar Moves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Modern Drunkard Magazine<\/i>&rsquo;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com\/issues\/05_03\/05-03-best-moves.html\" target=\"_blank\">Best Bar Moves<\/a> article is hilarious.  From the &ldquo;Shot Tyrant&rdquo; to the &ldquo;Bouncer Buddy-Up,&rdquo; bar etiquette and behavior are covered here in all their variations.  Try the &ldquo;You-Can&rsquo;t-Hit-Me-If-I&rsquo;m-Hugging-You Hug&rdquo; next time you&rsquo;re in a bar; you won&rsquo;t be sorry! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Also, their &ldquo;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com\/issues\/12_02\/12-02-motivation.htm\" target=\"_blank\">motivational posters for the sober challenged<\/a>&rdquo; feature is at least as funny&hellip;<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Presurfer<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-105888676374362181?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Modern Drunkard Magazine&rsquo;s Best Bar Moves article is hilarious. From the &ldquo;Shot Tyrant&rdquo; to the &ldquo;Bouncer Buddy-Up,&rdquo; bar etiquette and behavior are covered here in all their variations. Try the &ldquo;You-Can&rsquo;t-Hit-Me-If-I&rsquo;m-Hugging-You Hug&rdquo; next time you&rsquo;re in a bar; you won&rsquo;t be sorry! \ud83d\ude42 Also, their &ldquo;motivational posters for the sober challenged&rdquo; feature is at least &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/22\/bar-moves\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bar Moves&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}