{"id":14690,"date":"2003-07-23T12:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-23T12:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/23\/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-archive\/"},"modified":"2003-07-23T12:40:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-23T12:40:00","slug":"deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-archive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/23\/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey-archive\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Archive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Visit the hilarious <a href=\"http:\/\/hutchville.com\/jack_handey.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey archive<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is &ldquo;God is crying.&rdquo; And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is &ldquo;Probably because of something you did.&rdquo;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211; Jack Handey<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-105896400592674710?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Visit the hilarious Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey archive. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is &ldquo;God is crying.&rdquo; And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is &ldquo;Probably because of something you did.&rdquo; &#8211; Jack Handey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}