{"id":14678,"date":"2003-07-29T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-29T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/29\/how-to-be-a-pimp\/"},"modified":"2003-07-29T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-29T19:37:00","slug":"how-to-be-a-pimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/29\/how-to-be-a-pimp\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Be A Pimp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laffworks.com\/bigpimpin\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Shaft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blogicons\/shaft.gif\" \/><\/a>Just for you, Shaft \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Follow these eight easy steps and you&rsquo;ll be big pimpin&rsquo; in no time. I&rsquo;ll tell you how to do all of the pimp shit &#8211; everything from how to slap a hoe like a pimp to how to order chinese food like a pimp. But, first, there are a few requirements. One, you gotta be the man. Not A man, but THE man. Two, you gotta have a &lsquo;fro. Three, no Republicans allowed. Oh, and if you know the name of more than one Backstreet Boy, please vacate the premises. Alright then. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laffworks.com\/bigpimpin\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Grab your cane, mack daddy, because we&rsquo;re goin&rsquo; pimpin&rsquo;.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"byline\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Presurfer<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-105950746671474838?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just for you, Shaft \ud83d\ude42 Follow these eight easy steps and you&rsquo;ll be big pimpin&rsquo; in no time. I&rsquo;ll tell you how to do all of the pimp shit &#8211; everything from how to slap a hoe like a pimp to how to order chinese food like a pimp. But, first, there are a few &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/29\/how-to-be-a-pimp\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How To Be A Pimp&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}