{"id":14414,"date":"2003-12-23T12:37:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-23T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/5ives\/"},"modified":"2003-12-23T12:37:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-23T12:37:00","slug":"5ives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/5ives\/","title":{"rendered":"5ives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.5ives.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Merlin&rsquo;s Lists Of Five Things<\/a> are pretty damn funny.  Here&rsquo;s a recent example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Five good responses for telemarketers or collection agencies<\/p>\n<p>   1. I&rsquo;m sorry, but what does this have to do with human sacrifice?<br \/>\n<br \/>   2. Seriously, will you still be this interested in me after we&rsquo;ve dated for a while?<br \/>\n<br \/>   3. Would you be able to tell if I were defecating right now?<br \/>\n<br \/>   4. I am French. Your money means nothing to me.<br \/>\n<br \/>   5. I can smell your panties through the phone.<br \/>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Gotta go; got some catching up to do&hellip;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-107218303005180815?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merlin&rsquo;s Lists Of Five Things are pretty damn funny. Here&rsquo;s a recent example: Five good responses for telemarketers or collection agencies 1. I&rsquo;m sorry, but what does this have to do with human sacrifice? 2. Seriously, will you still be this interested in me after we&rsquo;ve dated for a while? 3. Would you be able &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/5ives\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;5ives&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}