{"id":14367,"date":"2004-01-28T13:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T13:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/28\/enter-tha-office\/"},"modified":"2004-01-28T13:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-28T13:27:00","slug":"enter-tha-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/28\/enter-tha-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Enter Tha Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For you regular readers of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\" target=\"_blank\"><i>The Onion<\/i><\/a>, Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor, AKA tha H-Dog, needs no introduction.  You should immediately check out his latest (and perhaps greatest) A-R adventure, a &ldquo;haiku a&rsquo; violence&rdquo; immortalized as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/4004\/opinion1.html\" target=\"_blank\">&ldquo;Enter Tha Office.&rdquo;<\/a>  For those of you unfortunate enough to not have experienced the exploits of tha H-Dog&rsquo;s Accountz Reeceevable posse, you should check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/archive\/archive_kornfeld.php\" target=\"_blank\"><i>The Onion<\/i>&rsquo;s archive<\/a>.  Peace out.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-107529647969941244?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For you regular readers of The Onion, Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor, AKA tha H-Dog, needs no introduction. You should immediately check out his latest (and perhaps greatest) A-R adventure, a &ldquo;haiku a&rsquo; violence&rdquo; immortalized as &ldquo;Enter Tha Office.&rdquo; For those of you unfortunate enough to not have experienced the exploits of tha H-Dog&rsquo;s Accountz &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/28\/enter-tha-office\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Enter Tha Office&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}