{"id":14349,"date":"2004-02-09T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T19:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/02\/09\/yo-momma-insults-for-coders\/"},"modified":"2004-02-09T19:13:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-09T19:13:00","slug":"yo-momma-insults-for-coders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/02\/09\/yo-momma-insults-for-coders\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo Momma Insults for Coders"},"content":{"rendered":"

BBSpot<\/i> presents the Top 11 Yo Momma Insults for Coders<\/a>:<\/p>\n

11. \tYo momma’s so crazy, she makes pi look rational.
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10. \tYo momma’s so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off.
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9. \tYo momma’s so fat, she has to share resources with herself.
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8. \tYo momma’s so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy of Microsoft IIS look like Fort Knox.
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7. \tYo momma’s so stupid, she leaves possible buffer overruns in a “Hello World” application.
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6. \tYo momma’s so boring, she makes debugging Prolog seem fun.
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5. \tYo momma’s so fat, she uses FAT256.
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4. \tYo momma’s code is so bloated, she makes assembly look like C.
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3. \tYo momma’s so fat, she uses C++++.
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2. \tYo momma’s so flea-ridden, she has more bugs than Tribes 2.
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1. \tYo momma’s so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I feel grateful that a couple of these are over my head… \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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BBSpot presents the Top 11 Yo Momma Insults for Coders: 11. Yo momma’s so crazy, she makes pi look rational. 10. Yo momma’s so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off. 9. Yo momma’s so fat, she has to share resources with herself. 8. Yo momma’s so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy … <\/p>\n

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