{"id":14254,"date":"2004-03-31T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-31T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/free-shrimp\/"},"modified":"2004-03-31T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-31T19:56:00","slug":"free-shrimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/free-shrimp\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Shrimp!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;In January, Long John Silver&rsquo;s offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA&rsquo;s Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ljsilvers.com\/press\/freeshrimp.htm\" target=\"_blank\">free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10th<\/a>&rdquo; (one piece per customer).  This is cool news, but now I need to find a Long John Silver&rsquo;s less than 100 miles away.  On second thought, I don&rsquo;t know if <a href=\"http:\/\/clients.mapquest.com\/ljsilvers\/mqlocator?screen=find&amp;link=results&amp;linktype=results&amp;smap=map&amp;width=450&amp;height=250&amp;queryIconID=98514&amp;queryUseOrigin=1&amp;queryCenterOrigin=1&amp;queryMax=5&amp;queryRadius=100&amp;iconid=31&amp;country=US&amp;searchtype=origin&amp;sqlcol1=name&amp;sqlcnd1=%3D&amp;sqlval1=Long+John+Silvers&amp;sqlcol2=multibrand&amp;sqlcnd2=contains&amp;sqlval2=L&amp;sqlWhere=%28%28QUAL%281%29+or+QUAL%282%29%29+and+QUAL%283%29%29&amp;streetaddress=&amp;city=&amp;state=MD&amp;zip=20657&amp;sqlcol3=addr_1&amp;sqlcnd3=contains&amp;sqlval3=%25&amp;x=0&amp;y=0\" target=\"_blank\">this much driving<\/a> is worth five shrimp, but I&rsquo;ve made road trips for less.  Mmmm&hellip; giant shrimp.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-108076300888235058?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;In January, Long John Silver&rsquo;s offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA&rsquo;s Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10th&rdquo; (one piece per customer). This is cool news, but now &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/03\/31\/free-shrimp\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Free Shrimp!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}