{"id":13942,"date":"2004-09-21T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-21T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/09\/21\/kerry-on-letterman\/"},"modified":"2004-09-21T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-21T17:10:00","slug":"kerry-on-letterman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/09\/21\/kerry-on-letterman\/","title":{"rendered":"Kerry On Letterman"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Kerry appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman<\/i> last night<\/a>. I missed it (and didn’t know ahead of time to TiVo it – d’oh!), but apparently he took the opportunity take a jab at W with humor as well as with serious discussion. The highlight of the show appears to be Kerry’s “Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals:”<\/p>\n

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
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9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
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8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
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7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
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6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
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5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
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4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
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3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
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2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it “nuclear” instead of “nucular.”
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1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think the funniest one is #3, although they are all pretty good. However, #1 is dead (literally, in some cases) serious and is a point that many W supporters just don’t seem to get, in my opinion.<\/p>\n

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John Kerry appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. I missed it (and didn’t know ahead of time to TiVo it – d’oh!), but apparently he took the opportunity take a jab at W with humor as well as with serious discussion. The highlight of the show appears to be Kerry’s “Top … <\/p>\n

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