{"id":13456,"date":"2005-05-27T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T15:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/27\/the-ten-commandments-minnesota-style\/"},"modified":"2005-05-27T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T15:12:00","slug":"the-ten-commandments-minnesota-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/27\/the-ten-commandments-minnesota-style\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ten Commandments, Minnesota Style"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Ten Commandments, Minnesota Style \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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  1. Der’s only one God, ya know.<\/li>\n
  2. Don’t make dat fish on yer mantle an idol.<\/li>\n
  3. Cussing ain’t Minnesota nice.<\/li>\n
  4. Go to church–even when yer up nort.<\/li>\n
  5. Honor yer folks.<\/li>\n
  6. Don’t kill. Catch and release.<\/li>\n
  7. Der’s only one Lena fer every Ole. No cheatin!<\/li>\n
  8. If it ain’t yer Lutefisk, don’t take it.<\/li>\n
  9. Don’t be braggin’ about how much snow ya shoveled.<\/li>\n
  10. Keep yer mind off yer neighbor’s hotdish.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n
    via Tom McMahon<\/a><\/div>\n

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    tags: humor<\/a> <\/div>\n
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    The Ten Commandments, Minnesota Style \ud83d\ude42 Der’s only one God, ya know. Don’t make dat fish on yer mantle an idol. Cussing ain’t Minnesota nice. Go to church–even when yer up nort. Honor yer folks. Don’t kill. Catch and release. Der’s only one Lena fer every Ole. No cheatin! If it ain’t yer Lutefisk, don’t … <\/p>\n

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