{"id":13248,"date":"2005-08-23T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-23T11:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/23\/klingon-fairy-tales\/"},"modified":"2005-08-23T11:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-23T11:30:00","slug":"klingon-fairy-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/23\/klingon-fairy-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"Klingon Fairy Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>McSweeney&rsquo;s Internet Tendency<\/i> has posted a hilarious list of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/22MikeRichardson-Bryan.html\" target=\"_blank\">Klingon Fairy Tales<\/a>.  My favorite is &ldquo;The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates.&rdquo; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\">tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/movies\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">movies<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/tv\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">tv<\/a> <\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-112479635309108807?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McSweeney&rsquo;s Internet Tendency has posted a hilarious list of Klingon Fairy Tales. My favorite is &ldquo;The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates.&rdquo; \ud83d\ude42 tags: humor movies tv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-13248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}