{"id":1321,"date":"2017-07-26T21:48:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-26T21:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2017\/07\/26\/let-me-try-to-catch-this-foul-ball-with-my-nachos\/"},"modified":"2017-07-26T21:48:58","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T21:48:58","slug":"let-me-try-to-catch-this-foul-ball-with-my-nachos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2017\/07\/26\/let-me-try-to-catch-this-foul-ball-with-my-nachos\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Let me try to catch this foul ball with my nachos and beer tray&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2017\/07\/25\/let-me-try-to-catch-this-fou.html'>&#8220;Let me try to catch this foul ball with my nachos and beer tray&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p>&ldquo;This woman seems sad to find out that her idea to patent paper trays full of nachos and beer as an improvement over the catcher\u2019s mitt was not good. Let me catch this foul with my nachos and \u2026 &rdquo; &ndash; My Comments : The name of the subreddit where this was found is quite aptly named &ldquo;instant regret.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>[http:\/\/ift.tt\/2tEjfTj]<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Let me try to catch this foul ball with my nachos and beer tray&#8221; &ldquo;This woman seems sad to find out that her idea to patent paper trays full of nachos and beer as an improvement over the catcher\u2019s mitt was not good. Let me catch this foul with my nachos and \u2026 &rdquo; &ndash; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2017\/07\/26\/let-me-try-to-catch-this-foul-ball-with-my-nachos\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;Let me try to catch this foul ball with my nachos and beer tray&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fbshare","post_format-post-format-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}