{"id":12575,"date":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/02\/reasons-not-to-fear-the-reaper\/"},"modified":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","slug":"reasons-not-to-fear-the-reaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/02\/reasons-not-to-fear-the-reaper\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons Not to Fear the Reaper."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>McSweeney&rsquo;s Internet Tendency<\/i> offers some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/24RichieKulchar.html\" target=\"_blank\">Reasons Not to Fear the Reaper<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>His ex-girlfriend said he has a really small penis.<br \/>He drives a 1982 Camaro.<br \/>He eats tofu.<br \/>He has adult braces.<br \/>He thinks it&rsquo;s nice that Rachel and Ross ended up together.<br \/>He wears one specially fitted orthopedic shoe.<br \/>He TiVos Will &amp; Grace.<br \/>He can&rsquo;t read.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/culture\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">culture<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/music\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">music<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-114920328558863173?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>McSweeney&rsquo;s Internet Tendency offers some Reasons Not to Fear the Reaper: His ex-girlfriend said he has a really small penis.He drives a 1982 Camaro.He eats tofu.He has adult braces.He thinks it&rsquo;s nice that Rachel and Ross ended up together.He wears one specially fitted orthopedic shoe.He TiVos Will &amp; Grace.He can&rsquo;t read. tags: humor culture music<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}