{"id":12574,"date":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/02\/the-united-states-redneck-special-forces\/"},"modified":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T14:47:00","slug":"the-united-states-redneck-special-forces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/02\/the-united-states-redneck-special-forces\/","title":{"rendered":"The United States Redneck Special Forces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Girl on the Right<\/i> announces the formation of the elite <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlontheright.com\/2006\/05\/to-win-war-in-iraq.html\" target=\"_blank\">United States Redneck Special Forces<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:<\/p>\n<p>1. The season opened today.<br \/>2. There is no limit.<br \/>3. They taste like chicken.<br \/>4. They don&rsquo;t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.<br \/>5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.<\/p>\n<p>The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"byline\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tommcmahon.net\" target=\"_blank\">Tom McMahon<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/politics\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">politics<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/military\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">military<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-114920308156154535?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Girl on the Right announces the formation of the elite United States Redneck Special Forces: These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today.2. There is no limit.3. They &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/02\/the-united-states-redneck-special-forces\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The United States Redneck Special Forces&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}