{"id":11819,"date":"2007-09-21T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T12:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/21\/chuck-norris-doesnt-blend\/"},"modified":"2007-09-21T12:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T12:44:00","slug":"chuck-norris-doesnt-blend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/21\/chuck-norris-doesnt-blend\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris Doesn&#8217;t Blend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blendtec Blenders have embarked on a Letterman-esque campaign to prove their blenders&rsquo; ruggedness, creating the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.willitblend.com\" target=\"_blank\">Will It Blend?<\/a> website.  They&rsquo;ve blended everything from an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.willitblend.com\/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&amp;video=iphone\" target=\"_blank\">iPhone<\/a> to some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.willitblend.com\/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&amp;video=bic\" target=\"_blank\">Bic lighters<\/a>, but it appears that they&rsquo;ve met their match.  What could possibly defeat the mighty Blendtec blender, you might ask?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.willitblend.com\/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&amp;video=chuck\" target=\"_blank\">Chuck Norris<\/a>.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\" target=\"_blank\">Duh<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/video\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">video<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/ad\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">ad<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/tv\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">tv<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/movie\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">movie<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-2255261212521092141?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blendtec Blenders have embarked on a Letterman-esque campaign to prove their blenders&rsquo; ruggedness, creating the Will It Blend? website. They&rsquo;ve blended everything from an iPhone to some Bic lighters, but it appears that they&rsquo;ve met their match. What could possibly defeat the mighty Blendtec blender, you might ask? Chuck Norris. Duh. tags: video humor ad &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/21\/chuck-norris-doesnt-blend\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chuck Norris Doesn&#8217;t Blend&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-11819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}