From CNN: "When Rumsfeld said in a press conference last Friday that Syria and Iran would be held accountable if they interfered in Iraq, [Jon] Stewart had material for a comedic rant. 'There is nothing like a cantankerous old man who takes a hey-you-kids-get-off-my-lawn approach to foreign policy,' he said. 'The guy's literally just like a drunk swinging a broken bottle at people. "Hey, Netherlands, you looking at me?"'"