An "amorous dolphin" has been spotted in the waters off of England acting in a "sexually aggressive" manner. As The Simpsons' Cap'n McAllister said in "Treehouse of Horror XI," "The dolphins are upon us!" Yes, I know I have too much time on my hands.

By the way, for fellow Simpsons fans I found the Cap'n McAllister image here. The webmaster of this site has done a really great job digitizing pictures of all of the Simpsons characters. For just about every other piece of Simpsons information or trivia, check out The Simpsons Archive.